Ohhh The SHARPIE EYEBROWS
Making beautiful people
ugly since..well a long
ASS time
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See how it screwed Taylors face?
Marlene, Oh Marlene I understand it was the time but it wasn't pretty
I WORN YOU
WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE...
this is not pretty and I would just like to clear this up my eyebrows are mine and not drawn on
Photoshop was my best friend this morning
So I hear a lot of you have taken a razor to your beautiful brows? This truly makes me cry and scream
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WHY!
WHY!
WHY would YOU EVER DO THIS!!! :(
WHY would YOU EVER DO THIS!!! :(
Ok now you're stuck with no eyebrows and looking a little like an alien
This what NOT to do
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They way to high thin eyebrow
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eyebrows
Don't lie you KNOW these are sexyyyyyyy
It's kinda like I'm always happy to see you or realllyyy angry.. I like you not knowing
Oh poor girl down below...Ive seen ONE to many with the eyebrows that dip down like the blondes.
I would like to change "Mexicans" as EVERYONE! Please
Well there is many, many more but you guys get the point
I will say the only time crazy eyebrows or no eyebrows should be done is in a photo shoot ------------------->
Look how it makes the photo! BUT I BEG OF YOU!!!!!!!!!! Let the make up artist do his or her make up magic to create no brows. Don't go shaving them off.
So your stuck now.......I feel for you, I really do but you still have HOPE! See how much better this looks and it give you an instant eye lift! ---->
Oh your not good at make up?
hmmmm lets see? I know!
This is fool proof!
Your brow should being around your tear duct
the arch point at your pupil
Then end of your brow at the end of your eye
You can take your brush or pencil the first time and make dots like this if you need too
Now that you know where your brows should be fill them in your natural brow with eyeshadow. Its more natural then a pencil.
Take a angled brush like this one and find a brown shadow (browns suit more people) or black (like what I use)
Take these ------------->
They are only a $1 at
Eyes lips face
And come with a bunch of different shapes
Yeahhhhhh!!! You have eyebrows again! Now go out and show the world!
That it is, That it is...
ReplyDeleteWhy do these women not have eyebrows in the first place? Was it a childhood accident, perhaps an accident at a nuclear reactor, or did they have to shave them off to get rid of the pubic lice? I've shaved my face a million times but I never said to myself, "oh shit! I'd look great with no eyebrows!" And who wakes up next to these people? I'd probably clench my sphincter if I woke up and saw an alien with no eyebrows.
ReplyDeleteI forgot to say something about someone waking up with them. I've heard many stories where the man was freaked out because in the morning she had no eyebrows on and they didn't realize that would happen.
ReplyDeleteScares the shit out of you lol